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Can you handle the truth? Excuse me sir, have you seen my ... Which way do I go? Hey pal, you gotta trust me Is everybody seated? Okay, let the ... Don't eat ALL your profits Driven to drink All that glitters .... Oh no, they're everywhere! There's bad service and no service, your choice? You want how much for that machine? Find an old lamp and rub it? Most people get this wrong Do your homework before you open your wallet Ouch, ouch, ouch, that's hot Just a little window dressing Mr. Gates! here's your vending machine The checks in the mail Nothing up my sleeve.... Ummmm? They're just machines How much time do you have? Fool me once...... Pssst, the deal of a lifetime... Over packaged and overpriced Watch your first step, it's a long way down Do you have a good lawyer? Smart, profitable and fizzy No problems, only complaints .... You paid how much??? A cool refreshing beverage anyone? Good old Adam's ale Who would have believed it 50 years ago? Do you remember being a kid? Bulk up your bank account Dollars from quarters Turning small change into dollars Ride the carousel Wanna buy a watch? "I've got some land in Florida for sale" Sometimes new isn't always best That's step 3 or 4 Some people are smarter than others Why build it if you can buy it? I'd like to teach the world to sing... It's cold and profitable up here, eh! Sometimes small IS better! Candy can be GOOD for you! The neighborhood kids... How sweet it is! Bigger isn't always better Spreading sweet joy throughout ... Sometimes more expensive isn't better It's the real thing Keep your eyes wide open! The best part of waking up..... You scream, I scream, we all ... Two sugar, one cream Keep looking over your shoulder Let's have a cool one Cold cash! Old reliable Small but mighty What big teeth you have granny.... a ct48 now holds 39 cans? Double your pleasure, double your profit Bird on a wire (wired) And today's special will be..... Yep, but there's ALWAYS a catch... What's cooking over there? Would you like fries with your stress? Round and round and round we go Don't let their size fool you Do you like counting lots of change? The world goes round and round The good, the bad and the profitable Simple, smart, small and mighty Hey mister, want to buy ..... Do you offer any healthy snacks? I solemnly swear to do my best..... How much do you trust people? Coffee, tea or french vanilla?
What a question! When you're number 2 you try harder? just a little sprucing up ... I feel as good as new! Driving around bringing joy and ... What do you mean I didn't ... Hold the mayo Spring clearance sale Beam me up Spock! Treat yourself to a nice profit Great workers for your business Chocolate and potato profits What matters is on the inside Simple and easy profits Chill out my friend I'll have the combo platter Smart little business Look Ma, no legs We like to called them "experienced"... If it's still cold..... The smart choice A step ahead of most new operators Make it easier to sell Turn change into sustainable profits Beware of the sharks, they are good Learn everything you can before ... Not rocket science, but it is work I remember the time.... Losing money, tired, or retiring? If YOU don't learn from our mistakes... The word "opportunity" scares me! Take a seat, get relaxed, please ... If it sounds too good to be true...... There's one born every minute... Once upon a time...... Many shapes, sizes, colors and prices Always a treat to meet you Black liquid gold It's the 3rd thing you need Sign on the line......... Good biz for some, not for others..... Listen up grasshopper Trust me! Up, down, right, left, big ... Don't call me, I'll call you Calling them a service is an ... Now you see them, now you don't Location, location, location Gaze into my crystal ball Yep, it's a business We laughed, we cried ... Ooops! Ignore the man behind the curtain How old is your first born? This isn't brain surgery Look, there goes one now! Can you pick them out of a lineup? Get their license number It's just math I'll trade you a washer for ... Got to keep on moooooing Money, and it's good for you too! Grab a parachute Gentleman (or ladies), start your ... Cool, clear, clean, natural profits If it looks like a duck, walks.... What's the REAL retail price... 12 ounce profits A thirst for profit Find them a good home Soft drinks into hard cash Triple latte half decaf ..... Don't miss the most important step See the forest, not just the trees What NOT to do On your mark, get set, learn/research Plan your work, work your plan Canadians say pop, Americans ... The inside scoop or if you are in the US ...... Hey buddy, have I got a deal for you! a definite oxymoron! Wrapped up in a shiny blue ribbon Point "A" to point "Z" the fast way My vending uncle
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